Bob’s Market

Bob’s market is the small grocery store on Ocean Park and 16h Street. There you will find moderately priced produce and everything you can possibly think of that comes in a can. At the front door, you are guaranteed to be greeted by an employee on a smoking break and the occasional person asking for some spare change. Look to your right, and you will find the 50 cent rides covered in gum. Occasionally an unsuspecting child will hop up on top of the horse only to find it oddly sticky from spilled sodas that never got cleaned up.   Upon walking in, the aroma of cleaning solution and old people hits you like a bus.  Venture in further, and you will meet Gary. Gary is the slightly off fellow who thinks he works there.  Unlike any other employee, Gary will tell you where any given item is at the drop of a hat. I like Gary. If ever you need advice about what gum to choose, Gary is the one to ask. He has extensive knowledge about the long lastingness of each brand. Also, if you say bubble gum, he giggles.

Only at Bob’s market.